Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I forgot wine drunk hurts
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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