when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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