He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
i think i just lost a toe
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize