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All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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