if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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