For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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