i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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