How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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