quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
be right there i have to get my cape
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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