I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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