Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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