absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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