david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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