That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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