OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
They are going to name an STD after you.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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