She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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