i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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