i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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