you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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