So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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