yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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