she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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