nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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