On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I need a beard to bite.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
