Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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