One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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