Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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