what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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