Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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