Can Purell be used as lube?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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