so that wasnt chicken after all
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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