I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
