what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Drunk is not a location!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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