Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
