i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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