He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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