I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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