the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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