He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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