so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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