Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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