This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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