I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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