I like to think it a success when the cops are called
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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