When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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