YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Enjoy the penises
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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