i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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