need another drink. this is the easiest way
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
why is half of my head shaved?
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