i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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