I'm drive I can fine osifer
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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