Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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