so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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